Monday, 20 February 2017

Cute Stuff My Kid Believes

Cute Stuff My Kid Believes

Cinderella is called ‘Maryelle’. I don’t know why.

 The stars are shiny because they’re where princesses and unicorns live, with their sparkly ball gowns and sparklier magic dust.

 We can’t turn the lights on in her room after she goes to bed because it will wake up Baby Samabelle, the doll, and Red Rum, the rocking horse.

 Taylor Swift's 'Shake It Off' is the pinnacle of human musical achievement. Other singers who are also secretly Swifty - because YouTube's play similar feature makes life easier - include Meghan Trainor, Avril Lavigne, Katy Perry, and Justin Bieber.

 Lack of size perceptions means she thinks she can wear Barbie’s shoes if she just keeps trying to get them on.

 Batgirl has two dads (Jim Gordon and Chief O’Hara) and both of them would be very upset if Batgirl didn’t clean her teeth and put her blocks away. (Trying to be like Batgirl is a full time occupation - she has a cape and everything.)

 All of her many many masterpieces depict Spiderman after the school of crayon scrawl. Including the ones all over my work agendas.

Kids, man.

Kids.



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